offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

(Source: babyhongbin)

angelluciusfang:

I think I would be jumping around in circles laughing my head off, literally.

angelluciusfang:

I think I would be jumping around in circles laughing my head off, literally.

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

majortvjunkie:

college

majortvjunkie:

college

(Source: College Humor)

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf